The Trumps won’t leave me alone. I’ve received yet another email. Well, actually twothreefour five more since my last posts about them. They are so stalking me, right? First they wanted me to wish them a Merry Christmas. Then, they had the absolute gall to ask …
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Happy Birthday, Eric Trump!
Since the publication of my blog post Merry Christmas, First Family! I have received no less than a half dozen more emails from the Comb-Over in Chief. One of them was trying to sell me some shitty half price MAGA hat Christmas ornament. Nothing says class …
Merry Christmas, First Family!
I keep getting emails from Donald Trump. At first I was confused. How in the hell did I get on this list? I’m so liberal I make Bernie Sanders look like a Republican. Then, I remembered that sometimes I have the passive aggressive habit of putting …
Today Is Such A Great F$&#ing Day!
I woke up this morning in a fabulous mood. And why wouldn’t I? The sun was shining. Oh, wait, that’s right. The sun wasn’t shining just yet because I woke up from the sound of a text coming in at 4:30 a.m. And thank you, to …
5 Things You Can Do Instead Of Burning That Jersey
If you live anywhere other than under a rock you probably know all about the NFL players peacefully protesting racism by taking a knee during the national anthem. You may have also noticed that this has some white dudes seriously pissed off. They’re beefing about it …
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Nuclear Holocaust Bucket List
Don’t panic or anything, but we’re all going to die. I’ve pretty much felt this way since that fateful night when I sobbed into my microwave popcorn and put my drunk ass to bed after finally accepting the Donald had won the presidency. Pondering our imminent …
The Trump Survey And Maybe A Threesome!
These days my head has been so cluttered with the recurrence that wasn’t, the clown that might eat my brains, and roid rage I’ve completely forgotten that the Trump family is possibly stalking me. As you may remember from my posts Dinner With The Trumps!, Happy …
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