When two owls love each other very much they put on a little Barry White, make a nest, and lay some eggs. When two owls love each other very much, but have to get the hell away from each other because the daddy owl keeps leaving beard trimmings in the sink even though the mommy… Read More The Tree Where All The Owls Roost
My brain is hardwired to absorb utterly random factoids and express them at the most inopportune moments. Case in point, during a conversation with a dear friend, I didn’t plan on asking her if she knew that syphilis has been spreading like wildfire in retirement communities at the exact moment we were touring a… Read More Spread Love Like Syphilis
That cat right there, the one peering into your very soul, that’s Jojo and Jojo is a jerk. I doubt you looked at that photo and decided otherwise, but I felt I had to make it really, really clear how much of an ass our cat is. We decided our daughter was ready for… Read More Relationship Status: It’s Complicated
One day, somewhere around the tender age of 11, I came sobbing to my mother. I was broken. I couldn’t take what was being done to me anymore. I needed someone to fix the mess I was in. Through heaves and wails I explained to my mother that my sister was blackmailing me because… Read More Mom Would Have Been Eighty-Seven Today
