Grrrs And Greats – Tumor Edition

Next to writing, reading is the most important job requirement for a blogger. As far as I can tell, these are the top five demands of the job: Write Read Consume copious amounts of caffeine Guilt your friends and family into reading and sharing your stuff Occasionally curl up into the fetal position and question… Read More Grrrs And Greats – Tumor Edition

May 28, 2017May 28, 2017 SickChristine9 Comments

I’m Not The Hobbit That I Was

Not to say that I was ever a hobbit, mind you. I’m not exactly tall, but I’m certainly not as stubby as a hobbit. My feet are kind of big, though, which is a little odd considering that I’m of average height, but they aren’t hairy. Well, I do have a stray hair or two… Read More I’m Not The Hobbit That I Was

May 25, 2017May 23, 2017 SickChristine23 Comments

Old Me Tells Young Me What’s What

I follow SoulPancake on Facebook because its content is always happy and funny and deep and I like that kind of stuff, ya know? It’s a great change from the political bickering and humblebragging you usually see there. Plus, it takes the sting out of the daily looming threat that our president might possibly start… Read More Old Me Tells Young Me What’s What

May 22, 2017May 22, 2017 SickChristine25 Comments

Where Nobody Knows Your Name

I suppose I’m dating myself with a Cheers reference, but it’s time you all came to terms with the fact that I’m an oldish lady. My fellow oldish folks know what I’m talking about. Youngins with Netflix know, too. You remember how Norm would walk in the bar and everyone would scream, “Norm!” I was… Read More Where Nobody Knows Your Name

May 1, 2017April 29, 2017 SickChristine10 Comments

Sing The Praises Of Mary Jane

I’m listening to the caconophy of movers packing everything I own into boxes. Paper crinkles, tape screeches as its dragged across cardboard. Music plays in the background, old school hip hop. Every now and again I hear an unfamiliar ring tone and twitch a little bit wondering if it’s my phone. Perhaps I changed the… Read More Sing The Praises Of Mary Jane

April 24, 2017April 21, 2017 SickChristine20 Comments

Be As Undignified As Possible Whenever It’s Possible

I am not even going to lie to you. I think I’m a little bit hilarious. Having a sense of humor while growing up among 5 siblings was a matter of survival. Being the baby of the family, Little me was especially vulnerable to their merciless mocking (my wardrobe choices back then sure didn’t help… Read More Be As Undignified As Possible Whenever It’s Possible

April 10, 2017April 6, 2017 SickChristine25 Comments

It’s Not You, It’s Me

Have you heard the news? I’m moving. Moving, if you didn’t know, is a swift pain in the ass. It requires one to go through every last godforsaken possession they own and determine, usually in a flurry of overwhelming desperation and anxiety, if it is worthy of being packed, carted hundreds of miles, and then… Read More It’s Not You, It’s Me

April 3, 2017April 6, 2017 SickChristine14 Comments

I'm Sick and So Are You

What illness taught me about how truly warped we all are

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