On November 16th of last year I got some pretty damned spectacular news, news I had been waiting for what seemed like an eternity to hear. Your tumor is dead. I cried, of course. I laughed. I hugged my oncologist. We talked about what my care …
A Wallow Will Do You Good
In middle school, the only thing that dominated my life more than acne was Wham!’s smash album, Make It Big. The seemingly ceaseless wailing of the saxophone solo on their hit ballad Careless Whisper transports me back in time. Nobody, and I mean NOBODY, can mourn …
Don’t Clean Your House For Me
As I write this post, I’m sitting at my kitchen table, a hot cup of coffee my ever present companion. After emailing my local school district with my son’s homeschool evaluation for the year, we walk to the grocery store to pick up some ingredients for …
Square Liberal In A Round Election Year
I loathe Donald Trump. His political policies are vile, haphazard, and ultimately very dangerous for our country. He has assembled a Cabinet filled with highly unqualified, ludicrously wealthy, and out of touch lapdogs. The grammatical structure of his tweets resembles that of a defiant, drunken second …
Even My Relationship With Whole Foods Is Dysfunctional
I was born the sixth child of two strict, Irish Catholic, depression era parents, one of whom was blind in one eye and had two different sized feet. If you don’t come out of that deal with a few personality quirks then you are just plain …
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Trash TV Will Cure What Ails Ya
Like any good middle aged broad, I have back problems. Sometimes the pain happens when I push myself too hard physically and sometimes it comes on when I’m in the shower shaving my legs. It’s that kind of spontaneity that makes life exciting! I wish I …
Humanity Might Want to Consider a Social Media Detox
If you are one of the approximately half dozen friends that I guilted into reading this piece then you know that I was recently sick for a decent chunk of time. Were you the type of person that finds hot flashes, dizzy spells, nausea, fatigue, diarrhea, …
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