I follow SoulPancake on Facebook because its content is always happy and funny and deep and I like that kind of stuff, ya know? It’s a great change from the political bickering and humblebragging you usually see there. Plus, it takes the sting out of the …
My F#*king Guest Post
Today I have the distinct f#*king honor of writing a f#*king guest post on The Perks of Being an Artist. If I do say so myself, it’s pretty f#*king awesome. I really think it’s going to make your f#*king day. I’d like to personally f#*king thank …
Stream Of Consciousness Mother’s Day Recap Extravaganza
Mother’s Day is always a little weird for me. Having lost my mother when I was young, there’s always a tinge of sadness to the day which leads to guilt because then I feel like I’m robbing my kids of feeling like they give me a …
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Ten Somewhat Motivational Quotes
If you read my piece on platitudes then you know how “fond” I am of them. If you haven’t read my piece on platitudes, shame on you because it’s some of my best work. When you’re sick, every well meaning soul crawls out of the …
Let Me Tell You Why I Love The Rain
I’m up. I can’t sleep. My throat hurts. I have a headache. It would seem I’ve caught my son’s cold. I want my mom. Even when you’re a middle aged woman whose been without her mother for many more years than she was with her, you …
Take Your Platitude And Shove It Up Your……
……..your nose…… ……your ass……. …….your car’s tailpipe……. ………your pant leg……. I really don’t care at this point. Just shove it somewhere and leave it there. I literally could not care less where you put it, just stop putting it in my face. And, while we’re …
