Been a little squirrely in the head lately, more squirrely than usual at least. My husband got a new job a couple months back and we’ve recently relocated to our new state. The finances are a bit snug during the transition. We haven’t sold our house back home yet and that means paying mortgage AND… Read More What’s In My Bag?
I let my hunger get the best of me that day, tooling around town, five of us all packed into a Volkswagen Jetta like a tin of suburban sardines. I eyerolled my husband’s suggestion for lunch. I thought my eyeroll and I were safe, sitting in the backseat, staring at my feet, but Gigi must… Read More What Do You Want To Give Yourself To?
I don’t want you other bloggers to get jealous or nothing, but I’ve officially hit it big time here at WordPress. Did I get Discovered? Nope. Post of mine go viral? Negatory. Then, Christine, where’s the compelling evidence that supports your absurd claim that your blog is booming? I’ve been spammed, my friends, and I’m… Read More Spamalot, Like A Lot A Lot
Hi. I can’t believe it’s been just two months since my last letter! Like, I literally can’t believe it because I always figured you would call the cops on us every damn day like you did the very first day we lived here. I was starting to get a little comfortable here and was sort… Read More Dear Neighbor (Again),
When two owls love each other very much they put on a little Barry White, make a nest, and lay some eggs. When two owls love each other very much, but have to get the hell away from each other because the daddy owl keeps leaving beard trimmings in the sink even though the mommy… Read More The Tree Where All The Owls Roost
There are times in life when all hope seems lost and a gray shadow is cast upon everything as far as the eye can see. In those times, some people will look for motivation to inspire and encourage them to carry forth against all odds. I am not one of those people. In times of… Read More More Somewhat Motivational Quotes
I’m not really a gym kind of person. I prefer the outdoors when I exercise, but sometimes Mother Nature is kind of a hag. On this particular day she was spreading her lightning all around and I wasn’t about to risk death for some cardio. We have a gym at our apartment, but I’ve never… Read More So, I Went To The Gym