From the day I was born until the day I got married, I lived in the same modest three bedroom ranch house in Plantation, Florida. Our family was larger than most at the time, busting the seams of that house with six children, but other than …
Category: The Body Politic
You Can Outlast Trump – A Survival Guide From A Sick Person
These are some wild times, my friends. And frankly I’m not sure how wild they really are, since I haven’t watched the news in over an hour. Are we in World War III yet? Is Kim Jong Un the king of Texas now? You laugh, but …
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My Tumor Made Me More Political
Sitting at my kitchen table one day, surrounded by a mess of scribbled pages, I made the decision to start a blog and document my experience with a desmoid tumor diagnosis. I wanted to help people with the disease, as I had been helped by so …
Be Staunch, But Don’t Be Stupid
The first time I fell in love with the word staunch was while watching the 1975 documentary Grey Gardens. The film follows the tattered lives of Big Edie and Little Edie, the formerly well to do aunt and cousin of the late Jackie Kennedy, who are …
The Trump Survey And Maybe A Threesome!
These days my head has been so cluttered with the recurrence that wasn’t, the clown that might eat my brains, and roid rage I’ve completely forgotten that the Trump family is possibly stalking me. As you may remember from my posts Dinner With The Trumps!, Happy …
Dinner With The Trumps!
The Trumps won’t leave me alone. I’ve received yet another email. Well, actually twothreefour five more since my last posts about them. They are so stalking me, right? First they wanted me to wish them a Merry Christmas. Then, they had the absolute gall to ask …
Happy Birthday, Eric Trump!
Since the publication of my blog post Merry Christmas, First Family! I have received no less than a half dozen more emails from the Comb-Over in Chief. One of them was trying to sell me some shitty half price MAGA hat Christmas ornament. Nothing says class …
Merry Christmas, First Family!
I keep getting emails from Donald Trump. At first I was confused. How in the hell did I get on this list? I’m so liberal I make Bernie Sanders look like a Republican. Then, I remembered that sometimes I have the passive aggressive habit of putting …
In This House We Believe…
ยท Black Lives Matter because duhhhhhhh. It’s really pretty simple. We also believe if the All Lives Matters people worked on making healthcare, housing, and a living wage accessible for ALL instead of popping in on every damn Black Lives Matters Facebook post then maybe they …
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