Hello, friends and family! Well, except for those of you who refuse to get vaccinated because you get your medical advice from Joe Rogan. And also those of you who believe Hillary Clinton drinks the blood of babies she trafficks through a pizzeria basement. If you’ve …
Category: Just for Laughs
But WHY Was Jesus Unfriended?
On my highway travels this morning I passed a billboard that simply read, Jesus was unfriended. That’s it. Nothing more. No pictures. No other text. Nothing. I was perplexed. First of all, I had no idea Jesus was even on Facebook. But more importantly, what the …
This Is What Happens When You Don’t Listen To That Pug
If you don’t know what pug I am referring to I would like to know what rock you have been living under. You know the Pug. You have to know this pug. His name is Noodle. He was on the Today Show for the love of …
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I Bought Terrible Earbuds So You Don’t Have To
When my husband buys gifts they always come in threes. One for me. And the exact same thing for each kid. Like the weighted blankets. Remember the weighted blankets? (If you don’t, you can read about it here.) For Christmas he bought us all AirPods, each …
A Guide To Post Pandemic Me
Hello, friend! So glad you’re reading this. After more than a year of hunkering down during a global pandemic, I am shot the hell up with beautiful vaccine goodness and can safely reenter society. And now we can do stuff like be in the same room …
The Only Hotel Review I’ll Ever Write
I recently had my yearly oncology checkup. Unlike every single recipe blogger, I will not make you scroll through a thousand word post about how the dish you are looking to prepare was inspired by my girls’ weekend away at a Napa Valley Winery before I …
Gen X Road Trips Were Not Pinterest-Worthy
I recently saw a TikTok filled with Pinterest hacks for traveling with children and HOLY HELL were my Gen X eyeballs popping out of my head. Now first, I want to say that I’m not ragging on these moms. I come from a time where you …
I Tried Aerie’s Real Sunnie Bra So You Don’t Have To
I haven’t had a haircut in well over a year thanks to Covid. I want one really bad. I need one even worse. It’s just one of those things I’ve discovered I won’t do during a pandemic. To me, the risk doesn’t seem worth the reward. …
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A Leftist Response to Charlie Kirk’s Thanksgiving Rant
Dear Chuck, Can I call you Chuck? Even though this is our first time meeting, I feel like I can. If it’s good enough for Peppermint Patty and Charlie Brown, it’s good enough for us. Am I right or am I right? So Chuck, I saw …
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I'm Sick and So Are You 