More Somewhat Motivational Quotes

There are times in life when all hope seems lost and a gray shadow is cast upon everything as far as the eye can see. In those times, some people will look for motivation to inspire and encourage them to carry forth against all odds. I am not one of those people. In times of strife, I will only look for motivation so I can mock it mercilessly and let out a hearty yet cynical laugh. I don’t know why. It just makes me feel better. If you enjoyed my first Ten Somewhat Motivational Quotes, I’m sure you’ll enjoy the next ten, all written by me on backgrounds found at Canva. You can even click on the pictures to start a handy little slideshow.

I need that kind of problem.

Yeah, grandma deserves better.

Seriously, Steve, what is your deal?

Genes can suck it.

This would explain Florida drivers.

Never take your eye off a toddler.

For realz, you’re going to fall.

And not cute socks, either.

Man, I think I feel a hair in my shirt.

And you’d better enjoy the hell out of it.