There are times in life when all hope seems lost and a gray shadow is cast upon everything as far as the eye can see. In those times, some people will look for motivation to inspire and encourage them to carry forth against all odds. I am not one of those people. In times of strife, I will only look for motivation so I can mock it mercilessly and let out a hearty yet cynical laugh. I don’t know why. It just makes me feel better. If you enjoyed my first Ten Somewhat Motivational Quotes, I’m sure you’ll enjoy the next ten, all written by me on backgrounds found at Canva. You can even click on the pictures to start a handy little slideshow.
I need that kind of problem.
Yeah, grandma deserves better.
Seriously, Steve, what is your deal?
Genes can suck it.
This would explain Florida drivers.
Never take your eye off a toddler.
For realz, you’re going to fall.
And not cute socks, either.
Man, I think I feel a hair in my shirt.
And you’d better enjoy the hell out of it.
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I think my favorite one is, “Enjoy it all, you sack of shit.”
I actually made some of my own ages ago, I called them “Un-motivational Memes” or some shit like that.
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We need more unmotivation, as far as I’m concerned.
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I love these, they’re brilliant! The driving one made me chuckle too 🙂
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Thanks!
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These are awesome!!
I am not sure why but I was never very keen on motivational quotes. They just seem fake to me. I’d prefer a hug when I’m feeling low OR a laugh. These are way better.
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Yeah, I’m too cynical for the other stuff. Hahaha.
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Wonder what my boss would think if I printed these out and pinned them to the walls at work. Thanks O Sick Muse!
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I hope his name’s not Steve.
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Ha! Middle name 😉
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Love every one!! Am sending link to this, to an uber-cynical friend of mine! Great stuff!
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Cynical friends are the best!
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Gold. These are gold. My favorite was the one about Grandma. Ha!
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These are amazing. Had to go back and read the first group!
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These are amazing. I had to go back and read the first group!
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I enjoyed your take on these quotes and think you have a flair for writing this sort of thing!! Keep going, I now want more!!
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They usually come to mind when I’m having a bit of a cranky day. Don’t lose hope, I tend to have a lot of them the closer I get to menopause. Hahahaha!
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Hahaha! I love these. You make me laugh x
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Had a little giggle and a thought of hmmm .. true dat with a lot of these!
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I love your take on motivational quotes! Be sure to jot them down if you think of anymore!
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I am constantly jotting!
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These are hilarious! Christine, your sense of humor is hilarious! I love that cynical side of you. 🙂
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Thanks!
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I’m loving your blog, so glad i’ve found it; and I can’t wait to see you through your journey on this blog! xxx
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Best ever. Feeds my sarcastic spirit 🙂
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